Joke Of The Day

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rredddit Rreddit Rreddit..."


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Bonus Joke:


There was this yellow toad hopping down a path in the woods. He was feeling really sick and had such a terrible cough he thought he might croak.

Anyway, he came upon a man who, it turns out, was a doctor. He diagnosed the frog’s illness right away, but, alas, he found he was not carrying the medicine with him that the frog required.

The doctor pointed down the path toward a distant hill. "Toad", he said, "if you can hop down past that hill you will find a village where my office is located. Take this prescription with you and tell the druggist to give you what you need."

The toad thanked the doctor and started on his journey.

A few hours later, the doctor came upon a bunny hopping through the woods. "And how are you today, Mr. Rabbit?" said the doctor.

“Not so good,” came the reply. "I hopped on a thorn a few miles back and my foot is starting to swell."

The doctor looked at the rabbit's limb and applied a temporary bandage. "You need to see my nurse who will give you a better dressing and make you well again."

“Oh thank you said the rabbit."Which way do I go to find your office?"

With that, the doctor point toward the distant hill and said, "Follow the yellow sick toad."

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